FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU
so i hear you are into bandage ;)
lets get freaky
fuck you guys im hilarious
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
Shame you needed it
someone have sex with me plz
IMAGINE THIS WITH WEBBING
Holy shit this is fantastic construction.
Approximately 1,200 miles off the southeast coast of Africa lies an island nation known as Mauritius that gives off the illusion of an underwater waterfall at the southwestern tip of the island. The visually deceiving impression, created in the water due to the runoff of sand and silt deposits, is especially effective and breathtaking in aerial shots. In fact, the illusion can even be seen on Google Maps.
those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen
accidentally typing “teh” instead of “the”